{"id":69427,"date":"2026-03-20T00:25:02","date_gmt":"2026-03-20T05:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/?p=69427"},"modified":"2026-03-20T00:25:02","modified_gmt":"2026-03-20T05:25:02","slug":"yr-best-lines-wednesday-3-18-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/20\/yr-best-lines-wednesday-3-18-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Y&#038;R Best Lines Wednesday, 3\/18\/26"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-69431\" src=\"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/michaelandlaurenyr-300x188.png\" alt=\"Michael (Christian Jules LeBlanc) and Lauren (Tracey Bregman) on &quot;Young and the Restless&quot; on CBS\/Paramount+ (pic from Paramount Press site)\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/michaelandlaurenyr-300x188.png 300w, https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/michaelandlaurenyr.png 479w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- TVMEGBODY -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1056557952271337\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"8801203268\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style3\">Best Lines provided by <a href=\"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2022\/12\/28\/barbbbio\/\">Barbara<\/a><\/p>\n<div>Michael (approaching Lauren sitting at a table in the GCAC dining room): How can this be? The most beautiful woman in the world dining alone?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: Because I&#8217;m waiting for the most handsome man in the world to show up.<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Michael: Oh. George Clooney&#8217;s on his way?<\/p>\n<p>Lauren: Yep. Should be here in about two minutes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Michael: Damn! Out of curiosity, would you be willing to settle for the second-most handsome man in the world?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: Hmm. I&#8217;m thinking &#8230;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Well, this may sway you.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren (gasps): What?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Bagels from Tompkins Square.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: Bagels and &#8211; oh! And a mustache from New York City? Wow!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Yeah, eat your heart out, Clooney.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: If you semi-retired, we&#8217;d be able to go on trips like that whenever we wanted.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: Darling, we just went on the anniversary trip with our boys.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Which was great. But I am talking about whisking you away to Saint-Tropez at the last moment &#8230; just you and me on a beach. Clothing optional.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: Ho ho. Tell me more.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Uh, we can go on safari in Africa. We can explore the pyramids in Egypt. I wanna dance with you on every rooftop caf\u00e9 on the continent.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: That&#8217;s very ambitious.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Come on, baby. Pack a bag. Just you and me. Let&#8217;s go.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Phyllis: Um, Jack has been released, and it&#8217;s not because of Victor?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Billy: No, Diane, Kyle, and I tracked the vehicle that he was abducted in to a marina in Kenosha. We found him on a yacht in Lake Michigan.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Phyllis: Wait &#8211; a yacht?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Billy: Trust me, not as glamorous as it sounds.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Phyllis: Is he okay?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Billy: Yes. He&#8217;s fine.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Phyllis: Uh, just &#8211; and &#8230; you&#8217;re sure that he was there because of Victor?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Billy: Of course I am, Phyllis. It&#8217;s Victor. This is what he does. He abducts people and he holds them against their will.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: So what is this venture that&#8217;s gonna prevent you from running away with me at a moment&#8217;s notice?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: Um, Phyllis has asked me to help her run Newman Enterprises.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Come again?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: It&#8217;s not Newman anymore, of course. It&#8217;s Summers Conglomerate.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Mm. How humble and honest. Much like the new owner.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: She&#8217;s really staking her claim.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Hmm. And you would be listening to Phyllis&#8217;s offer why?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: Because she&#8217;s my friend and it&#8217;s a huge corporation.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Yeah. I&#8217;m familiar. I used to work for the previous owner. Its namesake.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: I need a new challenge.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: So you don&#8217;t wanna traverse the world with me &#8230; instead? I&#8217;m an excellent travel companion.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: Oh, I am well aware of your merits. But I think this is gonna be so great for me to try something new.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael (sighs): You said it was a challenge. A challenge usually has the possibility of being successful. This idea&#8217;s\u00a0doomed from the start.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lauren: She captured the white whale and should be commended for it.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Uh, the white whale wins, at least in the novel.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael (as he and Lauren enter Phyllis&#8217;s office): I love what you&#8217;ve done with the place.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Phyllis: Yeah, thank you. A woman&#8217;s touch. Out with the old, in with the new.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: Is that what one does after a coup?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Phyllis: After a triumph, definitely.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: You have taken everything from him.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Phyllis: That&#8217;s not true. He has Chancellor. He and Nikki can do with it what they will. I mean Nikki can do her thing. It&#8217;s a sizable corporation. He can rename it Newman Enterprises if he wants.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Michael: He will never be satisfied with just Chancellor.<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Phyllis: Why&#8217;s that? Because the emperor has to have everything?<\/p>\n<p>Lauren: Okay, both of you. Stop it!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-69430 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/billysallyyr-300x229.png\" alt=\"Courtney Hope (Sally) and Jason Thompson (Billy) on Y&amp;R on CBS\/Paramount+ (photo from screencap)\" width=\"203\" height=\"155\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/billysallyyr-300x229.png 300w, https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/billysallyyr.png 393w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Sally: If you&#8217;re serious about letting go of Chancellor &#8230; don&#8217;t jump into anything else right away. Take some time to regroup.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Billy: Do you want me to read some books? Do some manifesting?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Sally (giggles)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Billy: Sit in the forest with my shoes and socks off and touch grass?<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- TVMEGBODY -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1056557952271337\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"8801203268\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2020\/05\/21\/yrbest\/\">Back to the Y&amp;R Best Lines Page<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/index.php\/daytime\/yr\/\">Back to the Main Y&amp;R Page<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-6098\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/yranim2.gif\" alt=\"Y&amp;R cast animation\" width=\"127\" height=\"127\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Best Lines provided by Barbara Michael (approaching Lauren sitting at a table in the GCAC dining room): How can this be? The most beautiful woman in the world dining alone? Lauren: Because I&#8217;m waiting for the most handsome man in the world to show up. Michael: Oh. George Clooney&#8217;s on his way? Lauren: Yep. 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