{"id":69238,"date":"2026-03-09T22:22:39","date_gmt":"2026-03-10T03:22:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/?p=69238"},"modified":"2026-03-09T22:22:39","modified_gmt":"2026-03-10T03:22:39","slug":"days-best-lines-for-the-week-of-march-2-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/09\/days-best-lines-for-the-week-of-march-2-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"Days Best Lines For The Week Of March 2, 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;font-size: large\">Days of Our Lives Best Lines<br \/>\n<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- TVMEGBODY -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1056557952271337\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"8801203268\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6109\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/dayslogo.jpg\" alt=\"Days of Our Lives logo\" width=\"235\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style3\">Best Lines by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2020\/06\/20\/biomichelecheryl\/\">Michele and Cheryl<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">(to Stephanie after Owen gagged Jeremy)<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Owen: He was really boring me.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">(when Owen offered Stephanie and Jeremy water)<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Jeremy: How do we know you didn\u2019t drug it?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Owen: Oh, come on, you don&#8217;t. But you\u2019re already tied up and handcuffed. What would be the point? Hydration, anyone? No? Yes? Ah, well, fine, suit yourself. But I hope you don\u2019t post a bad review of me as a host.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">EJ: Don\u2019t you ever work?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Xander: A damn lot harder than you ever have.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">EJ: And yet you have the time to hover around here day and night, like the social equivalent of static cling. No wonder Titan\u2019s on the rocks.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">(to Gwen)<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">EJ: You\u2019re still here? I figured you\u2019d be off trying to find Stephanie. That reward money won\u2019t collect itself.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">(when EJ told Gwen she could do better than Xander)<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gwen: Now, why would I take romance advice from you, eh? I don\u2019t see you breaking any beds around here?<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">(to Tate about the pregnancy test results)<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Holly: God, this is taking forever. Are you sure you didn\u2019t set the timer for five years?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/27\/days-best-lines\/\">Back to the Days Best Lines Page<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/index.php\/daytime\/days\/\">Back to the Days of Our Lives Main Page<\/a><\/p>\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- TVMEGBODY -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1056557952271337\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"8801203268\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-6108\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/daysanim.gif\" alt=\"Days of Our Lives cast animated GIF\" width=\"137\" height=\"153\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Days of Our Lives Best Lines Best Lines by Michele and Cheryl (to Stephanie after Owen gagged Jeremy) Owen: He was really boring me.\u00a0 (when Owen offered Stephanie and Jeremy water) Jeremy: How do we know you didn\u2019t drug it? Owen: Oh, come on, you don&#8217;t. But you\u2019re already tied up and handcuffed. 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