B&B Best Lines, Thursday, October 24, 2019

Bill: So you’re adding babysitting services to your resume.

Wyatt:  Well, you always did tell me to diversify. No, the nanny called in sick and Steffy asked if uncle Wyatt would take care of Kelly till she gets home.

Bill: Well, you know, normally I would dock an employee’s pay for not showing up at the office.

Wyatt: But–

Bill: But in this case I’m going to make an exception because it gives me an excuse to see my granddaughter.

Wyatt: You want to say hi to grandpa? Grandpa!

Bill: Come see your Grandad.

Wyatt: Grandpa!

Bill: You beautiful little girl, what do you got there?

Wyatt: Oh, you better take that compliment now. Otherwise he’s gonna tell you how to live your life.

Bill: No, I only do that to you.

Wyatt: Ha, ha, ha.

Bill: What’s that?

Wyatt: How’s Katie doing?

Bill: Oh, boy. We still have nurses coming 24/7, but thank God, she’s getting better every day.

Wyatt: That’s good. Yeah, I was thinking about her.

Bill: You know, we haven’t had much of a chance to– to connect with everything going on, Wyatt.

Wyatt: Yeah, we can wait on that. Unless you came over here purposely because you knew I couldn’t escape.

Bill: An engagement, Wyatt?

Wyatt: Oh, here we go.

Bill: Really? You got down on one knee for Sally Spectra? Your uncle, huh? Your uncle.

Wyatt: I know, it’s time for your nap.

Bill: I’m not even tired.

Wyatt: Not you. But this is a very important life lesson here, okay? Whenever grandpa starts asking you about things, you tell him it’s none of his damn business.

Bill: Oh, a much more important life lesson is to never listen to your uncle Wyatt. See, grandad is super rich, and always puts family first.

Wyatt: Fine. Yes, I’m engaged to Sally. Yeah, I know, we’re coming over here. But if you have nothing nice to say about it, I don’t want to hear it.

Bill:  I didn’t say a word. What are you talking about?

Wyatt: I know you, and you never liked her. Right?

Bill: Well, what do you want from me? She took a shot at me with my own gun, in my office.

Wyatt: At Skye, at your skyscraper.

Bill: Same difference.

Wyatt: It wasn’t even near you.

Bill: All right, listen. I didn’t come here to criticize you, Wyatt.

Wyatt: That’s a first.

Bill: I came here to… to hear you out. I want to know how you really feel about  Sally.


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